So here's what you missed...

"Perfection"

I'll wait until you get your fill of laughter before I begin... nope not yet... another minute?... good?... whenever you catch your breath... oooook, better just start anyway..






So here's what you missed... Happy New Year everyone!  Who would have thought that a gem like this could possibly go over a year without being noticed!?  It's probably more likely that we'll get to see Halley's Comet come soaring by before a photo like this one surfaces again.  Nevertheless, here he is in all his glory.  Cory "Baby Face" Rohlfsen.  You may remember him from the Senior Tribute blog post from late November 2010.  Or at least from his brief acting stint as Macaulay Culkin's stunt double... (He didn't get picked for the real part because he was over dramatic in his audition).  Either way our second favorite Nebraska native never ceases to amaze.  This might actually be the single funniest photograph I have ever seen I my life.  I really don't have much else to say than that... shocking I know... but all I wanted to do was make sure I shared this comedic gift from god with the wonderful world of The Ineligibles, mission accomplished.

"Too close for comfort"

I do think it's necessary to recognize a tight runner-up for the most embarrassing photo in the history of Drexel Soccer award.  Gregory "Big Perm" Ermold gets the short end of the stick this time for his epic performance in the very same game as Rohlfsen's magic moment.  Although Ermold's performance forces you to feel a depth of emotion that "Baby Face" never really got a firm hold of in his own photo, Ermold was simply unable to thrust his submission into first place.  We have so many quotes floating around from old film sessions, practices and games that it's hard to remember what the quote was actually relating to all the time.  However, I think with the help of this newly released photo, that I have cleared up one of those pounding questions.  I believe the real story was Woody lecturing someone about a poorly defended corner, after a long film session in the media room at the field - "See! you lose focus for one minute.  The guy sneaks in behind us! AND he almost Back-Doored ya there!"  I think Big Perm knows all too well what Woody was talking about now, if only he had paid heed to Woody's advice earlier, he could have avoided this unwanted encounter.

So while the news on Drexel Soccer is the resurfacing of embarrassing action shots (in addition to a Philadelphia Inquirer Academic All-Area Award for junior striker Andrew Goldberg, good stuff Bergermister) the news elsewhere in the CAA for the new year is much more... well actual news.  James Madison Striker CJ Sapong was chosen as the 10th pick of the 2011 MLS Draft by Sporting Kansas City (formerly the Kansas City Wizards).  But why waste time elaborating on that, when we can just scroll back up to the top of the page at laugh at two hilariously awkward pictures of Drexel Soccer Alumni.